Jokes between "Husband Vs. wife" is quite funny and it's popular forever. When married life begin, also begins the Story between husband and wife. So I thought May be I should share some famous Jokes between husband and wife. I got this jokes in my Email by a friend probably he just get marriage :-).

These Jokes are Actually shows human nature between man and woman ,
Both trying to proved who is the Big Boss.Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
Lets Enjoy

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yup," the wife replied, "in-laws."

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
One dollar

A man will pay two-dollars for a one-dollar item he needs, but a woman will pay one-dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn't need.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend, but a successful woman is one who can find such a man!!!

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.......... "HEBREWS"

The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
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BHARAT PANDYA. said... @ June 21, 2009 at 6:39 PM

A husband going on a business trip asked his wife "what I should bring for you when I return /' wife said "Bring some money," Husband was angry and said " You need brains and mot money" so the wife said ' Ican demand only what you have 1"

Bazar101 said... @ July 1, 2009 at 7:38 PM

Thanks Bharat Pandya, for your Comments

Your Joke is So Intresting Thanks

I appreciate your visit and joke in this blog. he he he

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Anonymous said... @ July 20, 2010 at 10:47 PM

nice jokes.........:)

i liked them a lot

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wow!! it trully cheered me up from a great stress (:

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Anonymous said... @ August 23, 2010 at 8:25 AM

post about 50 more these ARE HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

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i love it give more

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yo i like them, i evn stoped working and laugh about this.

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very cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i love them

Anonymous said... @ September 28, 2010 at 6:01 PM

if every day we could enjoy these jokes life will be more enthusiam......very good sometimes alone to read...........interesting its a pleasure....thanks

Anonymous said... @ October 2, 2010 at 3:03 AM

love them hilarious!! :) :)

Anonymous said... @ October 6, 2010 at 10:43 PM

guess what< i wrote some of them down, gonna share them with my fam

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wow!!! dats very funny

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